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• better than a flu shot
• DOG OWNERS PLEASE READ!!!
• these fit so well they should be in the dictionary
• ouch!
• women make things greater
• Lighting and a lawn mower
• Help Wanted
• Alcoholic monkeys
• cake or bed
• when I saw Im broke....Im broke!
• car trouble
• Proofreading.....a dying art
• 5 minute management course
• Statistics
• The Blonde's tattoo
• FAIRY TALE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS
• speeding in Pennsylvania
• Dave and his new bride
• Old jokes
• Overheard at "Blade 2009"
• Confession
• Mustard
• apology
• Talking clock
• Buba
• Swine flu
• so true
• the new urkel
• $7.00 sex
• Golf joke
• Why ?
• The aisle seat
• how to make a baby
• idiot sightings
• be carefull what you wish for
• Paddy Murphy
• A.A.A.D.D. Know the symptoms
• Jokes That Will Make You Spill Your Beer!
• maintaining a healthy level of insanity
• confucious say
• questions to ponder
• Woodpecker Conundrum
• One day in the "old west"
• why spelling is important...even for 3rd graders
• MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD
• A bad fishing joke?
• Global Facts
• Hiyo Silver!
• "Service"
• the push
• first time sex
• Breakfast at the Whitehouse
• Long ago......
• winter blonde
• a christmas story for those having a bad day
• Rectum deodorant
• Stupid
• Voodoo penis
• Smile!!! It's almost Christmas!
• RECTUM STRETCHER
• Indian mating season
• the wedding test
• got this one in an email..
• Lost Puppy
• Latest John Deere Mower
• Five Rules...
• On the spot!
• Two guys....
• Rednech redux
• another blonde joke
• Foreplay
• kids inna hospital
• Bad day !
• Drug Problem
• phone repair
• blondes and football
• The Pastor's Ass
• One Sunday morning
• why italians cant be paramedics
• Italy
• Bullfrogs and BJs
• the zipper
• the tomato garden
• Turner Brown
• The "Knob"
• And the Moral of the story is...?
• Two old ladies
• Banister of Life
• Bad joke...
• My buddy Chuck !
• Authority???
• High Tech?
• The three biggest lies cowboys tell:
• Paris gas prices.
• holy water and turpentine
• Old dude !
• AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
• No title, just a joke
• caught
• New Years Eve
• Texas midget
• Free porn site (not really)
• Walk the dog
• Ghosts?
• Homer walked into a sports bar
• Pet fish
• Those darn kids....
• The Optimist and the Pessimist
• Proof....
• Not reccomended....
• Dear diary...
• Fast Eddie?
• An Irish point of view
• Laugh of the day....... (1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65)
• NEW USES FOR USED TAMPONS
• From Mrs. SD !
• Hair removal
• Packing her bags.....
• honda vs harley
• Buying condoms
• Headache?
• Phonics o ebonics ?
• Guys just can't win no matter what they do.
• nursery rhymes adult style
• Sounds like "my friends"
• True Floridians know...
• The calf !
• Touching Story of Love and Marriage
• Man's Lament
• Sagging?
• A prayer for us old farts
• coming home drunk
• the $2.00 bill.
• menopause jewelery
• Robot lie detector
• presidential candidates.
• Using coldwater to clean....
• Jesus is watching you!
• OOPS !
• The letter
• The transformative affects of marriage on the Y-chromosome
• PMS
• Mourn the passing................
• Girls Night Out
• Behind the barn
• Photography basics
• Victoria's Secret
• Mental Evaluation
• The Cowboy and the Indian
• Difference !
• Child's view on politics
• Baby Shots
• duck joke !
• questions kids ask
• Things you might find useful around the shop
• One for Mr. StrayDawgie
• how the fight started
• misunderstood message
• having mom over for dinner
• Robin Williams' plan
• Heaven or Hell??
• his last job as a carpenter
• The good napkins.
• Concentration test (R rated)
• Traveling saleasman / farmer
• What A Kiss Tastes Like
• Not PC, but kind of funny for 2 am...
• Diet
• A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls...
• Love making...
• Yet another "blonde joke"
• Confession
• A Texan's opinion
• A man was sitting on a beach....
• Dog joke !
• I had a bunch of Euros ...
• Studies suggest...
• Job interview...
• Since Tiger Woods won yesterday...
• Singing angels...
• Tired Nurse
• HEALTH WARNING
• Michigan refrigerator
• farmers know
• Just 3 more wishes...
• Kids and their questions..
• The long debate finally settled...
• Cure for a headache
• Good ol Barbie...
• One for RK
• Two guys are sitting in a bar...
• There's a difference...
• A dying cowboy...
• PC
• OLE and Bessie
• my point "exactly"
• state trooper with a sense of humor
• Alligator Shoes
• Answers we have all been waiting for!!
• Forrest
• Error message
• Another 3 wishes
• New Element
• Not welcome here
• The boat
• redneck birthday
• THAT'S IT
• First Christmas Joke of the Season!
• Musta trained her too good
• oops!
• Bad day?
• Diary of a demented snow shoveler
• Why I fired my Secretary
• little johny does it again
• Porky Pig
• Monitor cleaner
• underware
• Real truth from 6 year olds...
• The dark side of Rudolph
• Christmas at Burger King
• The Soldier and the Nun
• Early morning notes...
• The old Italian and the priest
• Thanksgiving joke
• JUNGLE REUNION ?
• FINALLY A COMPUTER UPGRDAE THAT'S USEFUL
• state quarters
• Baby Boomers
• Motivation
• The Hypnotist
• The winners are...
• welfare poem
• Here's one for Cari
• Extreme makeover
• Create your own joke
• redneck mortician
• The Preacher
• Famous Sayings
• Your Driver's License On The Internet!!
• Why God made moms.....
• Father in law
• Bad News...
• The secret
• A pumpkin patch
• Amish girl
• Cannibal resteraunt
• Father in law
• Chinese newlyweds
• birds and bees
• the lonely widow
• war story
• No more headaches
• Replacement windows
• 3 dollar tree removal
• Two doctors
• Rules is Rules
• Murphy's other laws.
• School Message
• new contest
• Let him dig
• Butch, the prize winner......LMAO
• Two prison Inmates
• Funny video
• Just curious
• best divorce letter ever
• 7 Reasons Not To Mess With Children....
• Drivers license
• Smart Ass Answers
• Test results....
• Dr. visit
• For Nick
• What hole are you playing?
• newly weds
• Bubbas prolem
• Another leprechaun joke
• Dramatic Chipmunk
• never lie to your mom
• Typical Swedish baby boy
• A tale of woe (1 2)
• Monkeys in a Bar.
• The fire truck
• Monkey Tattoos. PG
• One for the Butchster
• PAN HANDLING WORKS IF YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT SIGN! (1 2)
• A womans perspective
• HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029
• Wives and Husbands and more....
• the parrot
• Frivolous Lawsuits
• Materialistic???
• What does an otter, stiletto, and a big toe have in common?
• Kids, ain't they something?
• Cheap Cure
• kids learn fast
• Humor on a bus
• Installing Husband 1.0
• A senior moment
• Self explaitorry
• OK. Since stupid jokes are OK.
• The diagnosis is in....
• Snail Joke
• A poem...for a change.
• And the jokes on who??
• Wisdom, from Larry, the cable guy
• Sportsman's Double
• Deaf Genie
• Why it's important to understand English
• Hillary joke (texas style)
• 12 country songs for 2007
• Upgrade your health care plan now
• The blonde's new dogs
• F.B.I. job opening
• Blonde Equestrian
• the big party
• ZAP!
• telling the truth
• Rye bread
• the old prospector
• Itty bitty crime!
• Men and women
• Moon Landing Broadcast
• And you think you had a bad day.
• what a dumb ass
• How's your connection with God?
• conversation between God and Arthur Davidson
• Happy un-valentines day
• KIDS WRITE ABOUT THE SEA
• for Mr. Jerrbear
• Absolutely Nothin!
• IOWA
• smuggler !
• The marine
• The way children see things.
• Politically correct.
• WTF!!??
• for Straydog (1 2)
• The cowboy boots
• 6 years after clinton leaves washington
• The Witch
• Kids and the Bibble
• Remarriage
• Lizard Birthing
• DILLIGAF
• why men shouldnt be forced to shop with their wives.
• Picker and Shari's Divorce
• Taser Teaser
• Baby pic
• Who would have thought.....
• Dear Dad......
• Report Cards
• A dogs tail
• Polar Bear Genitals.....
• New BBQ tool
• New flu variant, I kid you not!!
• Pastor's Ass
• another canine related story..
• IF
• Mixed Quotes
• just sillyness
• THINGS TO MAKE YOU SMILE
• One for the stoners or the bored....
• Two Women
• Holy Prostitutes
• WOMEN SPEAK IN ESTROGEN AND MEN LISTEN IN TESTOSTERONE
• telemarketer...
• 911 call..............
• cowboy & dog joke
• New Mouse
• OH NO!!!!!!!
• youre in "Texas" now.
• A story. Adult content warning...perv alert. Caution
• Finally a guide to the female anatomy.
• Hustler Humor.....I just had to share.
• The urinal is too high
• Priceless
• LeWoogie card trick
• criminals
• another dumb game (1 2)
• Texas drinking rules
• Tonto (without the Lone Ranger)
• his bushiness
• Peculiar stories...
• Silly ass game. (1 2)
• oil change instuctions for the sexes
• e-mail thank you
• Petrolium jelly
• QVC is selling DELL now!!
• Newest stats on death rates.
• At last I found it!
• Dogs n cats
• GAS PRICES!!!
• kid commentary
• Stress Management
• Think before you speak.
• But how did it TASTE!!??
• Sometimes being the boss sucks.
• the way kids see things
• this needs its own thread..............
• cute joke
• Living Will
• circumsized
• A couple of good jokes
• Has this ever happened to you
• science test answers
• airline solution
• Bobbit Family Update
• a man walking along a california beach.
• careful what you wish for
• T.W.A. airline
• very twisted friends!!
• Days gone by...........
• Texas
• A peek at the future?
• a dinner conversation
• ONE THING JUST LEADS TO ANOTHER
• A REAL funny story
• bard
• gifts..........
• Texas Chili
• Democrat, Republican, or Southern Republican
• Letter Of Divorce
• 42 Muscles
• the girl of my dreams
• another blond joke
• redneck fishing
• Writings on hospital charts
• cowboy and cowgirl
• U.S. Redneck Special Forces
• Bad day at work?
• How "COOL" are you?
• drink of the day
• just a cowboy (sick) joke
• Chico and Pepe
• Cute one from SharperDeal
• First Time.....
• the frog
• New Mod
• another blonde
• Bad Day
• Ever Wonder
• it seems to be a male thing
• A true story ...
• In John's absence
• Tech Speak
• m.j.
• L.M.A.O.
• Another hospital saga
• and they think we're a strange lot.
• The real -- k.f. (1 2)
• hey jac i think it's time for another auction
• we need more stories
• Why don't witches wear panties?
• the pirate in a bar
• The hunter
• Lunch Time
• foot in mouth
• what do you call ?
• 12 inch midget
• A drunk in the hotel
• Town Night Watchman
• MY DOG
• The Smokin Car
• m-80's
• THE VAULT
• Dove Hunting
• cat fight at 5a.m.
• The first man.